Thursday

Abe's Marriage Vows



If we were standing in your physical shoes, 
our marriage vows would go 
exactly like this:

“I like you pretty good, let’s see how it goes.”

(Laughter.)


Instead, what you say is:

“I hope that you'll  be able to live up to all  the impossible things that I've written down that you need
to be.

And I will hold you hostage every day of your life
because my happiness depends on your being able
to second-guess everything that I will ever want.

(Pause.)


Sign here.”

(Laughter.)


Abraham-Hicks